OMFG WTF DAN AND ANDREW.
How are you IN FOURTH PLACE in this cycle of TAR when YOU CAN'T READ THE CLUES. CONTINUOUSLY. LIKE, EVERY LEG OF THE RACE.
Only 27 minutes into this episode, so they could still somehow pull victory out of the jaws of defeat... but could they please NOT?
HOW THE EFF IS DAN "SPORTS AND TV BASED" WHEN HE CAN'T MARCH? AREN'T SPORTS PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BE MODERATELY PHYSICALLY COORDINATED? AND AREN'T TV VIEWERS USED TO WATCHING THINGS!? OMG LOOK AT THE OTHER PEOPLE YOU STUPID, STUPID PERSON.
I know this is probably a non-elimination round... but can it please be an elimination round?
And can someone PLEASE make that Dan and Andrew blooper reel and post to YouTube?
K thx bai.
Srsly though, the only characters this cycle who have been remotely interesting are the semi-villains Ken and Tina (really just Tina) and kinda Ugly Americans Terrance and Sarah (really just Terrance).
Though we do enjoy the presence of Nick, Starr, Dallas, and Toni (well, not so much Toni).
ETA: Dallas, seriously, do them one at a time. I R Dumb Jock.
ETA: Dammit, it was non-elimination.